more calling out, cuz scorps love it when we analyse them

 So, as we all know Scorpios love to hide, from anything: emotions, opening up, colours, communication (why say "hi" to someone when you can just glare angrily amiright uwu)

Of course they won't call it hiding or escaping. No no, they will call themselves ✨mysterious✨ cuz apparently mysterious is a synonym for being a shy introvert lol

And how do they hide? By using this magic tool called 'black' (idk someone once sarcastically told them black would be the solution for all their problems and they actually fell for it)

On to the next question, what do they want to hide underneath this black layer? Well, their true personality apparently

Cuz in the head of most scorps there are only certain traits allowed 'dark, evil, a villaaaain (had to   uwu), emotionless, numb, apathetic, t o u g h (that's an important one), distant, mysterious etc etc etc as long as u keep a straight face, never smile and wear black (not including the hello kitty underwear they all wear, but we cannot see that now can we)

^^^^side note: I typed this several days ago, and now it's even funnier after Aly sent her selfies being all serious/pouting/ze scorp face ehehehe dem scorps try so hard. cute

but I decided to study and analyse scorps 

let's see here...are they really as badass as they claim? the answer is no, obviously

some traits u can find in most of them

♥ dork/goofballs

- "guys, guys....I know this joke -already laughing before they even told it- omigosh listen  
   -frens only half listening-
   -tells joke anyway, probably something incredibly random and/or lame (but the good kind of lame)-
  -then they almost piss themself cuz they laughed that hard at their own joke-

♥ incredibly random (one of my scorp friends analysed...my feet yesterday... and OH then he took off his shoe and said 'ok, now let's look at mine and compare!' I was pretty confused but well XD they REALLY love analysing haha)
♥ weird random humour (eg: me smiling at my fren and him joking: "I seeee u looking at me, ya want me don'tcha")

♥ the true foodies of the zodiac
from what I've seen:
- go to restaurants and discuss, like, top 5 fav meals of said restaurants...as in actually discuss ingredients and why u love everything about the meal hahaha (u gotta analyse the meal, analyse e'rything in life)
- will plan and daydream about meals of next week, and discuss it with friends. and also get excited thinking about said meals
- "yeah I'm chubbyyyy. but food is life, righttt"
- "aw come on, if u had to choose between food and x, YOU'D GO FOR FOOD duh"
- thinks about snacks. realise they try to be healthy now. be a lil sad about not eating snack  ;w;
- use food to eat away feelings (cuz dealing with emotions is a nope   uwu)
but sure LET'S PRETEND TAURUS IS THE FOODIE

♥ try very hard not to care, and the moment one of their frens has a minor inconvenience they will do anything to protect/help them
(uh oh, accidentally ruined their image of being badass and not caring about anyone)

♥ pretty smart....and somehow also dumb, at the same time. that one friend who says dumb stuff, then realises how dumb it sounds and then laughs it off/laughs at themselves def not referring to all the dummy things Aly has told me so far

♥ don't wear black all the time

damn, you'd almost think that this whole 'dark/emo/tough/insert here whatever a scorp would call themself' is made up by scorps or  some stereotype or me-
NAH it must be true

 nobody knows why....but according to scorpies this 'true personality' is not good enough 🥺and must be hidden underneath a black and tough layer....
maybe they must just learn to...not be so tough (pun intended) on themselves and accept the real scorp
......
yes, Alyssa, this is message is aimed at u being ashamed of 2015 you and ya know it  😤

 

 

All I can say is that the 'intense' thingy is def true.....runs for life