The many adventures of studying Romanian~

(Warning: all these jokes sounded funnier in my head)
(... then again ... all my jokes sound funnier in my head, so well ... )

Once upon a time there was this innocent little angel (we're talking about me, obviouslyyy) and her mother. There was this song, probably on the radio. After the song ended, the girl asked her mum:
 'hah, mum that language they just sang ... it doesn't really exist right? They just made that up for the song?'
to which her mum replied:
'wha, ofcourse not! It's Romanian'
-insert my mum having flashbacks to her one holiday to Romania in the middle of the 80s lol-

(she visited the country during one of the last years of comunism and even today she still complains 'it was boring, she only saw churches and wasn't allowed to party and drink vodka' (okay she didn't actually say that last part but I know my mum quite well lol))

So I knew this would be a weird language, but ever since that moment I became fascinated with this language that to me sounded like 'weird mumbling' (still does)

AND BOII, WAS I RIGHT. One of the weirdest languages ever  :3

I listened to Disney songs like Let It Go (yes, fine, go judge someone else  :'c ) in both Romanian and Bulgarian. And my brain immediately decided that Bulgarian sounded pretty and Romanian just sounds weird. AND YET my brain said:
'you know what, we'll be studying Romanian hooray!'  (becuz' fuck logic that's why)

talking about 'fuck', the Romanian for 'I do is 'eu fac',
which sounds pretty much like 'eww fuck!'   :D

Some other interesting ideas about this language,
explained through my obviously hilarious jokes:
(who never got the appreciation they deserved, RIP jokes ;--; )

craciun?
so the Romanian for Christmas is ... Crack-mass,
Good ol' Crackmass where they be sniffin' some white snow  =w=
hahahahahaha-  .___.

no, but really, seriously tho they sing bratulduiiii  ;w;

(and before anyone asks; yes, most of my Romanian knowledge comes from watching Olaf's Frozen Adventure in Romanian  c°:  )

I need answers

ÎNTREBARE
I was suuuuuuper close!

the worst part is that I keep laughing with these jokes (wai ehm ah laik tehs? ;w; )

Eww fuck? Crack-ium?
Not only have we learnt they people in Romania are probably on crack, in Romania this is all considered normal ... then again, Romania might not be the most normal country

 (alcohol is love, alcohol is life)

(added this one 'cuz it's Alyssa's favourite film)

BUT HEY!
(this part is according to Alyssa's logic: )

A-At least it's not as difficult as Scouse, right
pffff Scouse is hard, bro
l-laik
look -->   luch
book -->  buch

woah much difficultyyy, or as Alyssa would say it:
'BuT HOw AM i SuPPOSed TO KNoW 'BUCH' MEAns BOOK, MaDu. You JEst DoNuT UNNERStanD Mi'  QwQ

Sfarsit~

What if:

John Lennon was actually open about being bisexual?

John: The next medley is dedicated to my love
-meanwhile in the background-
Paul: See, George? John's actually super romantic.
John: ♫ Ahh, look at all the lonely people ♫
Paul: Wha-
George: -grins-
John: ♫ He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowwhere land. Making all his nowhere plans for nobody. Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to ... ♫
Paul: ;;-;;
John: -plays I am the Walrus-
George: you just got  r o a s t e d
Paul: -sobbing-

Ringo:

Memes attempt

So I haven't made any memes this Summer, since this has been one of the busiest summers of my life: Italian class, looking after myself lol, reminding Alyssa who Paul mccartney is again, trying to learn basic Romanian, discovering Milan, etc

This is very possibly the first blog post I try to make using my phone, so wish me luck

1.
Alyssa: yeah, I already know English, Italian, Romanian, some French...
Alyssa: might try to learn Russian and Japanese in the future, no problem, chill
Me: what about scouse?
Alyssa: s-scouse
Alyssa: what's a scouse?
Me:...
Alyssa:  - Alyssa.png has stopped working. Would you like to close this app? -

2.
Alyssa be laik:
Learns to speak Romanian perfectly in about 1 year

Alyssa also be laik:
Still doesn't get buch is scouse for book because 'but it's such a difficult acceeeent'

3.
Alyssa trying to speak scouse summed up in a picture

-vagueness and confusion included -

4.
Alyssa: nope, I ain't scouse no more
Alyssa:  I moved away from Liverpool
Alyssa: nuthin' scouse about me I'm an in Romania living Romanian who happens to speak Romanian
Alyssa: haah - awkward laugh-

Also Alyssa:
-omg, I almost died of stupidity last night
-so, km, huh? Stands for kilograms, riight?
The fact that she shows respect for Paul mccartney doesn't help either

5.
Me: okay, Paul went through this dumb phase when he was younger, but now he is definitely an old and wise man

 Me: never mind, I take back all my words

6. No meme, just feels

7. Me after two glasses of rum or tequila:

8.
Random person: so does your friend speak Romanian?
Alyssa: nah, not reall-
Me: uhm, excuse you,
Alyssa: don't go there
Me: what language do you think 'Viata n-are buton de rewind' and 'dragostea din tea' are??
Random person & Alyssa:.....

9.
Me - reads book called 'how to be a good friend' -
Me: oh OK, I got this
Alyssa: hi
Me: - sarcastic comments & only talks about the dumbest shit I've done in my life. Also mocks scousers -

10.
When John mentions the word 'diet' in your presence