Scousers are gonna cry

And not just any Scousers
Technically speaking, Alyssa has to cry, because:

(we sorta made a deal here -shrugs- )

OFCOURSE I DIDN'T MEAN TO LIE
Okay, so I was minding my own business
Just looking through my files, on my computer
then BAM
some random Sai file appeared and well

Okay, for the background story of this drawing:

'T was November 7th in the Kengdum o' Leh'rpul. On this day the Kwin would become of age, time for the coronation. This also meant she'd finally be introduced to her Keng.
For many many years the Kwin had imagined what her ideal king would look like: slim, intelligent, blond, muscular, brave.
However, the man who walked into the throne room wasn't anything like this. This man was quite the opposite, it was Keng Pole 'f Welt'n The Ridiculous I

In this drawing, I tried to capture the Kwin's expression the first time she saw the love of her life, while sitting on her throne :)

Paul walks into room:

Alyssa: 

The Kwin looking "lovingly" at her Keng:

So, to finish this blog post:

Happy Birthd- eh I mean ... day you were born, Alyssa!

(Using the actual word is dangerous on this very day)

Paul McCartney Post Because Certain Scousers Kept Whining~

A Paul McCartney mocke- I mean appreciation (those words look so alike eheh) post for my friend (and other people who read this)
why?
-she's sick
-I literally can't say anything without hearing 'poorrrr pawwwl he so innocehnt'

Okay, here we go:
1. he has such a pwetty faceeee  *Q*

2. whenever he does look serious, he looks like John has just slapped him in the face

3. he pretends to be a dolphin sometimes, a good trick to turn Alyssa on

4. His taste in fashion is ... well, uh ... interesting ...

5. Living his best cake life
   (and we're still not allowed to call him fat)

6. Does cosplay
his father/the old retired man Paul's supposed to be

Scouse Aladdin

Simba (?)

suit of sham- I mean black cat

7. Doesn't really seem to understand the concept of clothes ...

(lol ... interesting pose)

But MOST IMPORTANTLY, he has always represented the average Scouse man:
- friggin drunk behaviour

-track suits

-socially awkward

-doesn't know basic stuff like how to wave lmao

The many adventures of studying Romanian~

(Warning: all these jokes sounded funnier in my head)
(... then again ... all my jokes sound funnier in my head, so well ... )

Once upon a time there was this innocent little angel (we're talking about me, obviouslyyy) and her mother. There was this song, probably on the radio. After the song ended, the girl asked her mum:
 'hah, mum that language they just sang ... it doesn't really exist right? They just made that up for the song?'
to which her mum replied:
'wha, ofcourse not! It's Romanian'
-insert my mum having flashbacks to her one holiday to Romania in the middle of the 80s lol-

(she visited the country during one of the last years of comunism and even today she still complains 'it was boring, she only saw churches and wasn't allowed to party and drink vodka' (okay she didn't actually say that last part but I know my mum quite well lol))

So I knew this would be a weird language, but ever since that moment I became fascinated with this language that to me sounded like 'weird mumbling' (still does)

AND BOII, WAS I RIGHT. One of the weirdest languages ever  :3

I listened to Disney songs like Let It Go (yes, fine, go judge someone else  :'c ) in both Romanian and Bulgarian. And my brain immediately decided that Bulgarian sounded pretty and Romanian just sounds weird. AND YET my brain said:
'you know what, we'll be studying Romanian hooray!'  (becuz' fuck logic that's why)

talking about 'fuck', the Romanian for 'I do is 'eu fac',
which sounds pretty much like 'eww fuck!'   :D

Some other interesting ideas about this language,
explained through my obviously hilarious jokes:
(who never got the appreciation they deserved, RIP jokes ;--; )

craciun?
so the Romanian for Christmas is ... Crack-mass,
Good ol' Crackmass where they be sniffin' some white snow  =w=
hahahahahaha-  .___.

no, but really, seriously tho they sing bratulduiiii  ;w;

(and before anyone asks; yes, most of my Romanian knowledge comes from watching Olaf's Frozen Adventure in Romanian  c°:  )

I need answers

ÎNTREBARE
I was suuuuuuper close!

the worst part is that I keep laughing with these jokes (wai ehm ah laik tehs? ;w; )

Eww fuck? Crack-ium?
Not only have we learnt they people in Romania are probably on crack, in Romania this is all considered normal ... then again, Romania might not be the most normal country

 (alcohol is love, alcohol is life)

(added this one 'cuz it's Alyssa's favourite film)

BUT HEY!
(this part is according to Alyssa's logic: )

A-At least it's not as difficult as Scouse, right
pffff Scouse is hard, bro
l-laik
look -->   luch
book -->  buch

woah much difficultyyy, or as Alyssa would say it:
'BuT HOw AM i SuPPOSed TO KNoW 'BUCH' MEAns BOOK, MaDu. You JEst DoNuT UNNERStanD Mi'  QwQ

Sfarsit~

What if:

John Lennon was actually open about being bisexual?

John: The next medley is dedicated to my love
-meanwhile in the background-
Paul: See, George? John's actually super romantic.
John: ♫ Ahh, look at all the lonely people ♫
Paul: Wha-
George: -grins-
John: ♫ He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowwhere land. Making all his nowhere plans for nobody. Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to ... ♫
Paul: ;;-;;
John: -plays I am the Walrus-
George: you just got  r o a s t e d
Paul: -sobbing-

Ringo:

Memes attempt

So I haven't made any memes this Summer, since this has been one of the busiest summers of my life: Italian class, looking after myself lol, reminding Alyssa who Paul mccartney is again, trying to learn basic Romanian, discovering Milan, etc

This is very possibly the first blog post I try to make using my phone, so wish me luck

1.
Alyssa: yeah, I already know English, Italian, Romanian, some French...
Alyssa: might try to learn Russian and Japanese in the future, no problem, chill
Me: what about scouse?
Alyssa: s-scouse
Alyssa: what's a scouse?
Me:...
Alyssa:  - Alyssa.png has stopped working. Would you like to close this app? -

2.
Alyssa be laik:
Learns to speak Romanian perfectly in about 1 year

Alyssa also be laik:
Still doesn't get buch is scouse for book because 'but it's such a difficult acceeeent'

3.
Alyssa trying to speak scouse summed up in a picture

-vagueness and confusion included -

4.
Alyssa: nope, I ain't scouse no more
Alyssa:  I moved away from Liverpool
Alyssa: nuthin' scouse about me I'm an in Romania living Romanian who happens to speak Romanian
Alyssa: haah - awkward laugh-

Also Alyssa:
-omg, I almost died of stupidity last night
-so, km, huh? Stands for kilograms, riight?
The fact that she shows respect for Paul mccartney doesn't help either

5.
Me: okay, Paul went through this dumb phase when he was younger, but now he is definitely an old and wise man

 Me: never mind, I take back all my words

6. No meme, just feels

7. Me after two glasses of rum or tequila:

8.
Random person: so does your friend speak Romanian?
Alyssa: nah, not reall-
Me: uhm, excuse you,
Alyssa: don't go there
Me: what language do you think 'Viata n-are buton de rewind' and 'dragostea din tea' are??
Random person & Alyssa:.....

9.
Me - reads book called 'how to be a good friend' -
Me: oh OK, I got this
Alyssa: hi
Me: - sarcastic comments & only talks about the dumbest shit I've done in my life. Also mocks scousers -

10.
When John mentions the word 'diet' in your presence

Paul McCartney Carpool Karaoke Review~

As you all know, I am not a huge Paul McCartney fan
Nor do I go to his concerts and cry of happiness when I'm ther-
A-anyways, moving on  >w>

But for some reason I did watch the Carpool Karaoke w Paul McCartney 3 times already
... Okay okay, maybe 4 ... or 5 (shit I lost count)

My favourite moments:

1. The dumb pun this episode starts with: 'I need somebody ... Not just anybody ...' lol
2. And less than 10 seconds later Paul already gets in the car (he totally wasn't waiting outside that car lol)
3. Right after that you hear an audience clap and Paul looks kinda smug like 'yeah bitches still luv me'
4. The first song (I think?) with the 'BEEP BEEP,  BEEP BEEP yeahhhh' part and the switching seats
5. Paul looking like a happy grandpa who's so excited to sing his own songs: because he has so many nice memories from back when he was a Beatle ;w;

6. James (not James Paul McCartney, but laik other James) smiling throughout the entire episode and thinking 'woah, this grandpa is so cool. so much swaggity'
7. Paul's first song 'I lost my little girl'
8. Are we sure Paul didn't just lowkey stalk this 'little girl' and she rejected him, so he cried with his guitar and wrote a song
9. Or if you wanna get some feels: the girl he lost is actually his mum, who died when he was 14 ...
10. (when you listen to this song, it could totally be about Alyssa, lol get it? A Scouse girl who's little? XD  Wait was she already alive back in 1956?)
11. Or maybe this was about a girl, who reincarnated into Alyssa after she (possibly?) died? -PLOT TWIST-
12. "James, it's not really similarrrr'

13. Paul's grandpa voice saying 'PENNI LEEEEEHJNNNN'

14. Penny lane that plays and this beautiful bromance between a young man and this retired man

15. Paul signing the Penny Lane sign and James next to him: 'They'll never believe it!'

16. Paul used to be a CHOIRRR BOII  :0 :0 :0

17 Paul saying 'Saint BAHHHnabas'
(It's spelt 'Barnabas' for those of you who have decent English as native language ... )

18. 'My brother says 'hi' by the wa- PENNY LANEEE Is'

19. first scouser having a heart attack

(and just all the scousers crying becuz 'ehmehgawd eht's pooool' )

20. Paul, in his giggle and slowmotion grandpa voice: 'hah, he's haviiin' his heeeeeehr cut!'

21. And right after that totally points and laughs at himself

22. Paul: 'ahahahhaah look at that ki-  OH wait that's me ... -

23. Paul doing duckface lol what

24. Paul hitting on old the old ladies and calling all of them 'luv' and 'dahling'

25. this girl walking away like 'we done filming? can I go back to work now?' lol

26. where the hell did he get that mouth organ from?

27. talking about his dream about his mum and LET IT BE

28. Paul saying: 'Let it be? ... That's really good!
... wait a sec, Paul didn't wrote these lyrics, his mum came up with them  :0

29. Paul being so lively and happy when remembering John ;w;

30. 'there's enough of these americanisms'

31. 'Lol nope, dad!'

32. 'she loves you, yes, yes, she does!'

33. lil smug fat boii

34. The 'accoustic chamber'

 35. WAIT A SEC a young teenage boii spending hours on the toilet (with his guitar)
... do we even wanna know what else happened in there?
36.  No offense BUT, a rain coat, hat, fake moustache? That's gotta be the lamest and most OBVIOUS disguise anyone can think of XDD

37. scousers left their beloved alcohol behind to see Paul? aww

38. 

39. his new song (Come on to me? I think it's called?)

40. Oh no, Paul turned into a jukebox    :0

41. hashtag hipsterrrrr

42. 

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 44.

45. basically Paul during his concerts when he says 'this was the last song' and 2 seconds later crawls back on stage lol