Beatles short story~

It was a sunny day. Paul had just been to the bakery to get him a cake (yes indeed. Just for him. Lol.) He was on his way back home and then BAM!
He was lying on the ground. He saw this stranger get up and he got on his bike again. 'He seems to be in a rush,' Paul thought to himself. Then he looked to his hands, where, until a few seconds ago, he was holding the box with his beloved cake.
Right after that his friend with benefits Ringo passed him on his bike. When he saw Paul lying on the ground and slightly bruised, he immediately stopped and got off his bike.
'Oh no' Ringo gasped ', Paul are you alright?!'
His friend couldn't stop sobbing. After the dark haired man tried drying his tears, he looked up to Ringo and said 'Physically I'm alright,' he then continued 'mentally, I'm scarred. A thief stole my cake and he went THAT way, Ringo!' He said while pointing in front of him.
Right after explaining Ringo what happened he started sobbing again.
Ringo had no idea what to do. He just couldn't comfort his heartbroken friend.
Then it hit him! 'Paul,' the short man said ', I'll go find your cake!'

The latter one had tears in his eyes, but this time there were also tears of joy.
'Ringo, you are a true friend! You go after him. I'll catch up with you, buddy.'

(-insert part of Ringo on his bike and a long trip here- )

Ringo finally arrived. He could hear the voice of the cake thief! He looked behind him and saw his friend Paul had just arrived.
'Paul, there you are!'
'Hey! Have you got any news of the cake thief yet?'
'I think I just heard him. It may sound weird but his voice sounds familiar...'
Paul and Ringo then decided to enter the room where the thief was located. They would jump into the room at the same time and corner that thief. No way he could escape now!
'Okay,' Paul said 'On three! One, two...uhh'
'Three!' Ringo finished the sentence for him.

'Why, hello there boys.'
'That voice' both Paul and Ringo gasped.
It was John who had stolen the cake! He was sitting in front of them, comfortably in his sofa.
'That's right, I'm the one and only...CAKE THIEF!'
'His laughter that followed sounded a lot like Ursula's from the little mermaid' Paul thought and now Part of that World was stuck in his head again.
'But John why?' Paul asked with a thrembling voice.

'Remember when I told you to eat your veggies or else consequences would follow, Paul?' John explained.
'But I don't get it,' Ringo said 'I remember him eating everything.'
'At first I thought the same,' John answered ', but then I found out he fed them to George!!! Boys that don't eat their veggies don't deserve cakes!'
'Now get out of my room, I'm having a tea party with George and we're about to eat some delicious cake.' John smirked.

And so Paul learnt a valuable lesson that day.

THE END

paul mccartney ap- precia..t-t-.ion post

So there have been false rumours about me
That I would say mean things about Paul or even mock him

I would never
that wasn't the purpose of this blog or anything lol

to prove that I am truly innocent (like, why do you still need proof? this is a fact) I made a blog post to show you how much I apprec- let's just say like him :) :) :( :)

well u can't say cludi and her boii don't have anything in common

hanging out with ur gehrlfrents

paul: they were this big
john: are you talking about boobs or
paul: -confused- no I meant the muffins at the buffet earlier today
john:-facepalm-  I need a new best friend

-on his way to steal john's cake

alternative title: that one friend that's only around when you're about to share food

 'John, what's a Liverpool?'

Photographer: laugh casually

ur fav paul aesthetics: vague expression, pink and a guitar

when you never know where u are or what u'r doing, but this has now become your laifstail 

when u got out and take ur kids with u and you constantly have to tell 'em to not touch everything

when u'r trying to record music and have a nice time, but then u suddenly remember that one time when John called u a bad pupper

when u'r supposed to shoot the next music video but John still hasn't told you what Liverpool means

paul: gotta hurry or else I'll be late for the premier
man in crowd: 'ey boii u want cake?

when john said 'this is cake' but he forgot to mention that this applecake only has apple and no cake ;w; all bamboozled

when John hasn't given u attention the past 5 minutes and u'r now looking for a new person to adopt you

Meanwhile

OKAY THIS IS GONNA SOUND LIKE AN EXCUSE, BUUUUT
I'm in the library and I can't study atm
seriously, there are noisy people everywhere e__e

So I decided to have some fun on the internet
and no, not porn (that's alyssa's kind of 'fun on the internet')

daaang gehr- I mean boiii

waiting for momma John to tell u a bedtime story

meanwhile in Paul's imagination...

what kind of flower is this

when all attention goes to u and not ur fellow beatles paintings

help

Kawaii desu

When u'r trying to smile for the camera and have a good time, but you just saw the images of you in Paul's imagination

Can u feeeeeeeeeel the love tonight

the peace the evenning briiings

SANTA BBYYY

Don't feed it lasagna, but cakes instead

Do I look kawaii yet

all hail the king

Bring me Paul's heart
And make me the fairest of all Merseyside

Scouse culture: dress up

This blog has dedicated many blog posts to Scouse culture, but there's one part most people always seem to forget: their love for dressing up

When you google 'Scouser' on Google Images you will most likely find a picture of a white man wearing a black afro wig (idk why ???)
But is this the only costume Scousers love?
The answer is no.

As always, everything is explained and portrayed by four of our favourite Scousers:

Theatre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TySd4MlynJc

Liverpool is obviously too cheap for an actual fancy theatre or Shakespeare BUT that doesn't mean they don't have any acts. The one above is played by the Beatles

Paul and John played lovers

WAIT A MINUTE

if they played LOVERS

then John actually showed affection t- towards ...Paul

he's definitely a good actor 

John on the inside be laik: 

Can we appreciate Paul's face (for once) in this picture?

Paul be laik:

THE FABULOUS FOUR in all their gloryyy

when the dude who has arranged this whole play tells u u have to make out with John Senpai o__o;

(jk jk)

John's love for dresses:

I guess dressing in drag is also a way of dressing up: particularly popular amongst certain Beatles

but hey, if you're John Senpai of All Senpais Lennon then you can get away with pretty much anything

Warning: do not show above images to (not Scouse) children younger than 10 years, they might return in nightmares

Honorable mentions:

 that one time when they dressed as witches wearing red

cheap santa

 transylvanian Paul

Elvis Lennon

 Some sort of Ringo cosplay

 Wild bear Ringo
Not so wild Black Cat Paul
Aladdin Lennon
Giorgio Hood

Lady Georgina of Knowsley

Congrats, you made it to the end of this blog post. Here's your reward: Beatles gif

This time: apparently not everyone knows how to wave

'what r those funny hand gestures lol idk John halp better ask George what they're doing lol'