(I make these because I don't have a life atm, lol)

One of the blog posts you have all been waiting for:
We all know this feeling: wanting to react with a Paul McCartney gif   whaddya mean u don't know it
Not to worry, I made a list

After walking 5 meters (laik, u couldn't possible know eating 24/7 and playing the guitar doesn't get u in shape...)

"I'm not fat, I just have big bones" - aesthetic

Looking at the lyrics of Yellow Submarine and thinking 'these are so good, if I wrote lyrics for a song I'd write something like this, too' 

OGM, geeehrlfreeend! 

OGM, John mom, did u jest ask mi that?

'No mum, I didn't buy an an XL becuz I got fat, I've been XL all mi laif laik, mum, laik'

'Paul, who visits us every year at Easter?'

This isn't cake...ogm...i-is this, laik, hea...lthy food eww

What's your job as band member of the Beatles? 'foo- I mean playing the guitar lol'

When people ask what your favourite colour is and you gotta think there for a sec

When people ask me if I have even tried eating healthy food like fruit and veggies?
'Uhhh noo, there's laik, no cake in those ogm'

When people say 'we're out of cake'

 'K sure John, I'll move like to Blackpool or whatever, I guess'

But eating cake all the time isn't good for your health
'ogm, how dare you insult and judge my bff right in front of me'

 
 
Extra:
Choose your type of Paul

Emotional blackmail - Paul

I'm a grown man who still can't remember to wear clothes - Paul

I'm a grown man who still needs to be fed - Paul

I'm having sexual thoughts during an interview for whatever reason - Paul

Vanity - Paul  

Random ending (becuz why not)

  the real question is what part of ringo he was chewing on -lenny face-

Cludi starter pack~

 (probably true)

 (her bf is an alien)

 ye ok 16, but she looks 13

 ^^^^^^^^cludi in 10 years time looking at them gehrls, still saying "ogm, madu I'm not a lesbian"

Useful quotes:
- I know what my hometown is known for! Battles.......or was it beltes or seleab? aettbels?
- Liverpool huh, sounds familiar
- ah mah gehhht, ah spik laik regilah inglish, wo' makes ya even tenks ah spik scaws ahaha ye
- Lol
- gg 

gif(t) for cludi

Being old and demented is one thing,
your gf being young and demented on the other hand...

ah scousers -le sigh-

So therefore I'm making a gift for my friend to remember her bf

Apparently he now lives in a closet
he's that used to livng the (not so) secret gay life, so he let ppl built a gigantic closet for him, lmao ye idk either

this gif is perfect for the 'i don't do alcoholism' aesthetic

or the 'just because I'm old doesn't mean idk how a phone works' aesthetic

(now we know why he only posts stuff on Instagram a few times a week, one post takes 3 days to put online lol)

 When you ate 6 cakes instead of 5. Ogm, if John would be alive this wouldn't be possible, such edgy life he lives now

The question is does Paul remember this

Paul = Kazoo Kid
pass it on

There's always one person in the group that gets teased
and no it's not Ringo

Ye, you watch. When I'm 75 and falling off stages and forgetting the lyrics of Yellow Submarine, ladies will love me John

Talking about falling

(but hey, at least ppl are gonna love him)


The "cute" Beatle 

When John says it's noon and time to eat

Scousers trying to communicate with the rest of the world

Paper 1 - Paul 0

Picture story

Living with ocd

(I am NOT a psychologist. This is mostly written according to how I see and experience the disorder)

(I feel like my ocd doesn't allow me to tell or write this, but I have to be brave)

A few weeks ago I did one of these test thingies. A question popped up: ‘Do you like things to be clean?’ and there were two possible answers:
a) No
b) Yes, because I have ocd

As someone who (is,  by the way, not tested but quite sure she) has ocd I must admit I didn’ find that as hilarious as the creator of the test intended it to be…
(washing your hands super often/being a neat freak/etc can be a trait of some who have ocd, just remember not everyone has this trait so don’t generalize)

What’s important to keep in mind is that there are (as I like to look at it) “two sides of ocd”
- one of them I call “the positive side”: it’s the one most people think of when they think of ocd.
examples are: when you love to arrange things in certain ways, like arranging your clothes per colour or make lists and love to arrange everything on that list in alphabetical or  chronological order.
People (like the person who made that test) sometimes joke that having ocd means you’re actually a neat freak
-Then there’s “the negative side”, which is the one I’m gonna talk about in this post. Since, sadly, ocd is a lot more than just to arrange your closet by colour etc. the actual disorder is related to things like forced thoughts, compulsive rituals, feeling guilty and more

Oh yeah, since I haven’t explained: ocd stands for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
It’s a mental illness

Well, to give you a more clear view of what kind of mental illness ocd is and what it does I decided to copy paste some stuff from Wikipedia and sites, since I’m not very good at explaining this scientific, psychological stuff myself:

Obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental disorder where people feel the need to check things repeatedly, perform certain routines repeatedly (called "rituals"), or have certain thoughts repeatedly. People are unable to control either the thoughts or the activities for more than a short period of time. 

So, here are some traits of ocd:
-forced thoughts (obsessions) or forced actions (aka the rituals) (compulsions)
-These obsessions or compulsions can make you feel nervous or stressed
-You often feel guilty when you don't do the obsessions or compulsions
-The need to controll things often or re-check stuff
-The disorder isn't the result of drugs/alcohol or other substances

To be honest I think it's a nasty mental illness (don't get me wrong, all mental illnesses are). It forces you to do things and think in certain ways, and when you don't it makes you feel bad or even guilty about it.
That's what ocd does.
I like to compare it to that kind of friend that has a bad and negative influence on you but you still keep hanging out with them.


An example for me is: I constantly have to walk on borders of tiles. It seems innocent, but when I don't do it or miss one, ocd says: "you're a horrible person. Something bad might just happen to you or someone you love."
and this, this is exactly what this disorder does. It keeps you in their power. It loves to play this power game and it loves winning it. It loves making you feel bad over the smallest and most innocent things. Ocd hides in the smallest things in life (I guess this is why most friends and family don't know I have it. Not even my therapist (who I visited for a mental illness I once had) has noticed.)

I tend to hide it when I'm around friends or when I'm at work. It's like, when I'm surrounded by enough people I can suppress it.
Sometimes I can suppress it when I feel like I look too ridiculous. Because not only do I feel guilty or bad because of this mental illness. It sometimes forces me to touch things or walk in certain ways (those damn tiles) or do rituals and I just feel kinda awkward. Sometimes you can feel people stare a little.

ocd is, like mentioned before, nasty. That's the one word I describe it with. Feels fitting for this disorder. I honestly don't know how I ever got this illness in the first place, but now I have it and I'll have to cope with it for the rest of my life. Since I'm afraid it's permanent.
I've read sad stories about people who also have ocd and it takes so much of their time and makes them feel so stressed that they become depressed or sometimes even suicidal ;--;

However, one thing's for sure: I will keep fighting this disorder. It will never let it take over my life (the more power ocd has, the more fun it will have and the more it will try to torture you).
I've always been an optimistic, happy girl and I will never let ocd change that. Because a mental illness isn't part of who you are.

Disavventure Italiene~

As usual I share the most stupid stories related to Italy or my Italian class with my big sis, so here's another piece of unnecessary information :3

Edit: I didn't finish the assignment in time, BUT HEY, I did type  415 words more than necessary (100 words would have been enough lol)

Fun fact: younger me trying to speak Italian could be considered 'una disavventura' as well. lmao.

warning: bad use of tenses because I no get it    >_____>
This time:
Disavventure Italiene 

Sono andata in vacanza in Italia quattro estati di fila. Tipici per tutti i miei viaggi in Italia è avere un po’ di sfortuna. È per questo che chiamo queste vacanze ‘Disavventure italiene’.

Per la prima vacanza sono andata a Sorrento, una piccola città al Golfo di Napoli. Era uno dei primi giorni e quel giorno mia madre ed io abbiamo visitato Pompeii. È arrivato il momento di tornare in albergo. Camminavamo verso la nostra guida, ma mia madre voleva fare una foto. Pochi secondi dopo siamo arrivate al bus e notavamo che il resto del nostro gruppo è andato. Ho scherzato sul fatto che ora in poi vivremmo a Napoli. Il nostro walky talky era rotto. Comunque, potevamo ancora sentire la guida parlava attraverso il walky talky. Alla fine, abbiamo trovato il bus grazie a una coppia che facevano parte del gruppo. Loro hanno notato che siamo scomparse.

La seconda vacanza mia madre ed io siamo andata a Roma. Uno dei problemi è durato tutto il viaggio. A qual tempo era un ondata di calore a Roma. Durante la prima sera del nostro viaggio avevamo deciso di fare una passeggiata e ci siamo persi. Vagavamo un po’ per le strade. Per caso una di queste strade ci ha portato al Colosseo. Era una serata bellissima per iniziare nostro soggiorno nella città perché quella serata avevamo visto il Colosseo con un cielo stellato. Un piccolo inconveniente del albergo era la colazione: Il refettorio non era mai stata pulita e la colazione non era fantastica.

Abbiamo visitato la stazione di Roma alla sera e il personale aveva chiuso le porte. Un uomo chi era a pulire la stazione aveva aperto una porta per noi.

 coping with a heatwave be like...oh yeah, standing in that fountain was sooooort of illegal ^^;

 Rome is full of Jewish fountains. These fountains saved us and made the struggle with the heat a lot easier :)

 awkward selfie number one :))))

 Even more awkward selfi- I mean this is what heat does to you

 If you look carefully you see ice water --> another salvation

 Awkward selfie + Forza Italia = ??? idk ???

 Meanwhile we go lost/locked lmao

Il terzo viaggio era a Stresa a al Lago Maggiore. Non c’erano problemi a Stresa. Le disavventure hanno iniziato quando viaggiavamo a Milano per un piccolo viaggio in città. Abbiamo aspettato per il treno alla stazione di Stresa. Il treno passa attraverso un tunnel poco prima che arriva alla stazione. Mentre guidava attraverso il tunnel, il treno suonava il clacson. A proposito tutti passeggeri hanno avuto un attaco di cuore, compresi gli italiani, grazie al suono assordante del treno. Durante il tragitto ho trascorso più tempo nel bagno che sul treno stesso. Il viaggio in treno era piuttosto traballante. Dopo 20 minuti, siamo finalmente arrivati a Milano e abbiamo deciso di visitare il famoso Duomo. Quando ero sul tetto, c’era un sacco di vento perché la mia gonna ha volato un po’. Il resto della nostra vacanza a Stresa è andato bene. Quasi bene perché durante gli ultimi giorni c’erano sempre delle docce di pioggia.

 No selfie of my skirt trying to fly away, but here's the view

 Me and my Italian boyfriend. One of the most beautiful romances ever <3 <3 <3

 This little shit behind me will make u deaf :))) ah good times

L’ultima vacanza dei questi quattro viaggi era a Venezia. Questo viaggio è stato quasi impeccabile. Era sera e facevamo una passeggiata attraverso la città. È iniziato a piovere ma dopo un po’ continuavamo nostra passeggiata. Camminavamo per la strada e io sono caduto per la prima volta sulla strada scivolosa. Ma non mi ha fatto male. Pochi minuti dopo, camminavamo lungo uno dei tanti ponti. Ho saltato un passo e sono caduto per la seconda volta questa sera. Ma questa volta mi ha fatto male. Grazie a, ho avuto il più grande livido che avevo mai visto  e ho avuto problemi per sedermi per il resto della vacanza.