(I make these because I don't have a life atm, lol)

One of the blog posts you have all been waiting for:
We all know this feeling: wanting to react with a Paul McCartney gif   whaddya mean u don't know it
Not to worry, I made a list

After walking 5 meters (laik, u couldn't possible know eating 24/7 and playing the guitar doesn't get u in shape...)

"I'm not fat, I just have big bones" - aesthetic

Looking at the lyrics of Yellow Submarine and thinking 'these are so good, if I wrote lyrics for a song I'd write something like this, too' 

OGM, geeehrlfreeend! 

OGM, John mom, did u jest ask mi that?

'No mum, I didn't buy an an XL becuz I got fat, I've been XL all mi laif laik, mum, laik'

'Paul, who visits us every year at Easter?'

This isn't cake...ogm...i-is this, laik, hea...lthy food eww

What's your job as band member of the Beatles? 'foo- I mean playing the guitar lol'

When people ask what your favourite colour is and you gotta think there for a sec

When people ask me if I have even tried eating healthy food like fruit and veggies?
'Uhhh noo, there's laik, no cake in those ogm'

When people say 'we're out of cake'

 'K sure John, I'll move like to Blackpool or whatever, I guess'

But eating cake all the time isn't good for your health
'ogm, how dare you insult and judge my bff right in front of me'

 
 
Extra:
Choose your type of Paul

Emotional blackmail - Paul

I'm a grown man who still can't remember to wear clothes - Paul

I'm a grown man who still needs to be fed - Paul

I'm having sexual thoughts during an interview for whatever reason - Paul

Vanity - Paul  

Random ending (becuz why not)

  the real question is what part of ringo he was chewing on -lenny face-