Iceland for princess

so, imagine: you're a teenage boy living in the world of anime, being a lil' shit and u have this fangirl that really loves you. she's the same age, also a lil shit. perfect combination, right?

BUT THEN ONE DAY she decided you're no longer her favourite, after all these beautiful fangirls ;w;
not only are you being dumped, you're dumped for no other than your ONII CHAN
that's right, that guy that totally embarrasses you on purpose, totally makes your life a hell ON PURPOSE, always says you're being a drama queen and acting like a teenager ON PURPOSE

Without the love of a fangirl (who had always loyally supported him until now) Iceland's heart turned into ice (get it? Iceland, ice?)

a frozen heart?
now doesn't that sound like A DISNEY FILM?
which means we found the perfect reason to turn Iceland into a disney princess \°v°/

Iceland would be perfect for dresses!

even when he was little he already wore them


(very historically accurate, I know)

Iceland would be perfect for the role of Princess
-he's obviously the most cheerful and polite nordic (like that one time in episode 49 when he called the other Nordics 'freaks')
-just like a lot of Disney Princesses has a side kick, and not just any sidekick, a bird to whom he can sing AND talk

but you probably wonder what his film would be about?
once upon a time there were two brothers, who lived together in a castle. their parents are dead 'cause everything is always super dramatic in a Disney film, especially Disney Princess films XDD. 3 years after the death of their parents, Norway is old enough to become the new queen of the kingdom ('cause calling him a king isn't fun enough). during the coronation party Iceland introduces this handsome and tall stranger he met, known as Prince Fridge of the Ice Cube Isles.

ofcourse, being the annoyed teenager and lil shit he usually is, Iceland disagrees which causes a conversation most grown ups (in this case Norway) have with teenagers

this guy's face is just like 'omg, what a spoiled brat -le sigh-'

'whatever gurl'

Norway: 'ok, that's it I'm gonna chase u'

NOT MUCH LATER ICELAND WAS FOUND

'an ICE palace, how very predictable of you, ICEland'

Puberty

ah, puberty
that time of your life when you get easily annoyed, are a rebel, have mood swings, refuse to speak Italian or realise you really are Scouse and you will never live the life of a sane person (bringing back some Cludi memories)

and which anime character represents puberty the best?
THAT'S RIGHT
ICELAND :D

if there's one little shit in the entire hetalia that's always moody and angry at his 'nii chan it's Icey

 when u wanna be friendly, but you're stubborn, too

 It's Iceland's way of complimenting ppl...

 Please let Disney make a Disney princess film with Iceland XD

seriously though, I would watch it

 Those nice and awkward moments when u learn about sexy timessss 

UNLESS: your child is called Cludi and likes walking in on u and ur partner

having Cluding as your daughter be like:

and then there's the usual Icey face

and what about Liverpool? does Liverpool has it own lil' shits?
well ofcourse we all know Paul
but there's another specific one the city remembers VERY well, born in 1996. oh, they sure remembered it, they even called it the year of tragedy or disaster X3

(like, you're only 0 years old and you're already causing disasters? .____. )

we found out that Cludi is Frozen fan, but ofcourse others can't know
I mean she has her reputation to take care of, now that her days as a teenager are almost over...
so we decided to do a Cludi x Frozen/Elsa crossover \°v°/

 Cludi's motto

note: Kent is known as an English town, but in Scouse it's also a popular verb (I ken/ I ken't)

BUT: the real question is: how do you hide your love for this film, well there are two options:
-hide all your Frozen stuff in your kingdom of isolation (put it next to your Paul McCartney collection)
-watch the film by using the excuse: 'ye but, it's not like I want to watch, mum, my 12-year old sis really wants to see the film -cough-
12-year old sis: OYY