tribute to cludi~

 a blog post dedicated to the best friend anyone can wish for <3

and also because scorps are a joke on their own

1. 2020 was the year where cludi had some....uh....identity crises (lol)

cludi be laich:

  cludi also be laich:

cludi: OGM, that's so stupid of u to assume, haha

cludi:

me:

so what happened? let's explain shortly

cludi: ye I'm a christian
bible: you do realise that means no more "napping" and attraction to dolphins?
cludi: ......
cludi:

2. not all scorps are secretive

zodiac meme: scorpios won't open up to you that easily
cludi, after being friends with me for 1 month:

-haha, in my free time I warm my hands
-omg did u know I'm into old men
-guess what I just did in my room  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

3. 

New Year's Eve

cludi: I'm sooooo happy
cludi: laich, idk what's gotten into me

narrator's voice: melon wine may or may not have to do something with it

jk, I love to see my best friend happy ;;w;;

4. not a puppy

 -cludi comes back to Bracla over the holidays-
cludi: omg, mum called me. she said something about adoption
cludi: -gasp- maybe a puppyyyy
cludi: -enters house-
me:

cludi: ......
cludi: tf mum
cludi: when you said "adopt" I expected an animal
cludi: not a 34 year old woman

5. what happens in the browse history should stay in the browse history

 mum: okay, Alyssa is out
mum: -goes to computer-
mum: -opens browse history-
mum: whatever is in here cannot be that bad
mum: I've seen weird pictures of scouse men, it cannot be worse
browse history: 

 

 mum: ..........

mum:

6.
 me: I'm making brownies
cludi: oooo make me some, too
me: suuuuuure
me:

7. Aly be laich

okay, I wanna end this blog post being cheesy =w=

8. us in a nutshell
even though cludi will try to tell u she's not weird

 

9. <3