clothing haul nr

 Making this so I don't always spam Discord with my pictures

The title is a lie since I'm sure there are hauls somewhere on this blog and I've done several ones on Discord

I apologise in advance for weird or shitty light

item nr1: dress (CA)

I saw this dress two days ago in sales and this is the reason I'm out today. there were only 3 dresses left so I was quite lucky
and apparently I fit into an xs

People always tell to wear more red, soooo

Item nr 2, ruffled skirt (CA) 

 

Item nr3, plush 

My inner mantra 'I have enough plushes' doesn't seem to work. I've seen these a lot on IG and I actually found a store that sells them 

 

aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, Leo, virgo, libra, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces 

 

-turn around - and look! now it's a scorpio 

 

 quick! before they get their knives

Item nr4, black hoodie. Basic item 

I'm not very good at this 'taking pictures in fitting room and showing the clothes well' stuff

 

Item nr 5, handbag 

My excuse is that its shinyyy. and the pink/purple colours in it ;w;

 

More shinyyyy stuff

Item nr6, I can never have enough silver coloured slippers 

 

Item nr7, loafers 

Loafers are soooo comfy plus these are shiny. I first tried on so many black boots and none of them fit but I found these instead 

Item nr 8, top

Flower prints in cute colours are my weakness 

 Item nr 9, shirt

Me: I'm not gonna buy anything anymore
Store: we has pride shirt
Money: la revedere 💸💸💸

I love this shirt so much
and I forgot to mirror the picture lmao

 Item nr10, skirt

and some make up

hahaha, remember how I have too much plushies?
well uh, my package arrived today

b-but someone was getting rid of it I HAD TO SAVE IT FROM BEING HOMELESS GGFEDSSDSGDC

lastly, a rainbow

remember to stay proud

Lol

 Friend: so when u gonna stop make scorpio jokes?
me:

 

 

scorpios: use sarcasm against us
other signs: use same kind of sarcastic remarks against scorpio
scorpio:

 scorp logic be laich:

scorp: accidentally showed an emotion around friends earlier
scorp: they seemed to act normal
scorp: phew my black clothing covered up nicely

scorpio in a nutshell
or
scorpio around friends vs. scorpio all by themself

things only allowed when alone:
- wear colour
- show emotions or tears
- smile

sleeps themself to sleep after sarcasm from earlier

HAH you guys sleep with plushes laaaaame ..... /sweats

"be the tough scorp you always have to be,
conceal don't feel"

if you're lucky they may show emotion
sometimes, when I look closely at Aly's selfies I kindaaa see emotions. not sure, though

after being called 'intense' lol

that lil drop of sweat every time a friend mentions their plushies and you're like

'fUcK, whAT iF a FrIeND oF MinE bRokE mY tRust ANd iS nOW IN mY roOM tAKInG pICtUres of My PLuSHiEs, ruining the scorputation'

tribute to cludi~

 a blog post dedicated to the best friend anyone can wish for <3

and also because scorps are a joke on their own

1. 2020 was the year where cludi had some....uh....identity crises (lol)

cludi be laich:

  cludi also be laich:

cludi: OGM, that's so stupid of u to assume, haha

cludi:

me:

so what happened? let's explain shortly

cludi: ye I'm a christian
bible: you do realise that means no more "napping" and attraction to dolphins?
cludi: ......
cludi:

2. not all scorps are secretive

zodiac meme: scorpios won't open up to you that easily
cludi, after being friends with me for 1 month:

-haha, in my free time I warm my hands
-omg did u know I'm into old men
-guess what I just did in my room  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

3. 

New Year's Eve

cludi: I'm sooooo happy
cludi: laich, idk what's gotten into me

narrator's voice: melon wine may or may not have to do something with it

jk, I love to see my best friend happy ;;w;;

4. not a puppy

 -cludi comes back to Bracla over the holidays-
cludi: omg, mum called me. she said something about adoption
cludi: -gasp- maybe a puppyyyy
cludi: -enters house-
me:

cludi: ......
cludi: tf mum
cludi: when you said "adopt" I expected an animal
cludi: not a 34 year old woman

5. what happens in the browse history should stay in the browse history

 mum: okay, Alyssa is out
mum: -goes to computer-
mum: -opens browse history-
mum: whatever is in here cannot be that bad
mum: I've seen weird pictures of scouse men, it cannot be worse
browse history: 

 

 mum: ..........

mum:

6.
 me: I'm making brownies
cludi: oooo make me some, too
me: suuuuuure
me:

7. Aly be laich

okay, I wanna end this blog post being cheesy =w=

8. us in a nutshell
even though cludi will try to tell u she's not weird

 

9. <3