the memes continue

When pulling a prank, you look for easy victims ...you pick the ones that are kinda slow, need time to think about your joke, those who take sarcasm and other humour seriously

- looks in the direction of Liverpool -

easy victims indeed

However, a tiny problem occured: I can no longer mock Paul

there goes the entire purpose of blog ...      .___.

good luck trying to stop me tho

Let me explain this situation with the use of the following meme:

me: -tells innocent Paul joke-

alyssa: 

me:   .___.

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sooo, since I can't mock Paul I have to pick another scouser easy victim:

let's see a certain paul fangirl, maybe?

1. that one time in English class

2.

aly: woah, I'm laich the biggest pol fangirl

aly: nobody be more fangirling than me

aly: thinking about paul always makes me feel excited

aly:

also aly:

huh paul is ... cute beatle huh what r u sayinggg

3.

aly: so Galati is about a 22 hour drive away from here

aly: that's long, damn 

aly's mum: .....

aly's mum: is this my punishment for drinking one glass of vodka during pregnancy?

4. how to make ur friend leave the chat in 5 seconds or less

me: sooo, when we gonna have another scouse  test

(don't mock people who can't scouse, it has  difficult words like 'buch' k   ;w; )

~Best moments of teenage Aly: a tribute~

 Soon, very soon intense season Scorpio season will be here and therefore also one of my favourite days: November 7th

Cludi is leaving her teenage years behind, so I had to do a tribute ofcourse...

....is this an excuse for me to dive into the good old Skype conversations? yes. ofcourse not!!

(these are mostly in chronological order)

LET'S ENJOY ALYSSA'S LOGIC

1. troubles in OTV5EVA paradise, the usual. there are approximately 10.000 blog posts about this

2. throwback to random calls where Alyssa enjoyed paint a bit too much. (I actually loved those calls owo)

3. leaves grey place with drunk common people, eventually ends up in grey place with drunk common people...what an improvement lol

4. Never forget the Roman bedroom

5. teenage cludi looking in the mirror be laich

6. being a lil tsun X3

7. becoming less tsun......wait wait, battlez? so she's attracted to all of them? :0

8. "Scouse ain't normal English"

     think about those words next time u cry about ur beloved accent, Aly ;)

9. "not too much though"

     and in the meantime it's been 3 years since she ditched it.

     buch is so hard to pronounce, right?  ;(

10. "what happens in the kingdom of isolation stays in the kingdom of isolation!!!"

still pretty much the same, except that Paul got replaced by dolphins

11. dementia got confirmed

12. this one's called "casually mentioning you're into bestiality"

February 9th, 2016....never forget

thanks for the info, cludi.....I guess?

13. back when she still actually wanted Paul lol

14. after all those years I still don't know what this means......

15. "conversations Alyssa claims never happened"

see? some scorpios do "open up" rather quickly to people hahahaha

16. Cludi starts to get more and more comfortable with the concept of bestiality

17. "dragoste este magică"

        aka cludi drooling over dolphins

 

 

 

18. she loves him that much that her love makes her forgetful?

 

19. pranking done right

Alyssa:

also Alyssa:

20. Alyssa trying to ditch her "beloved" Liverpool for London

21.  WORST. BETRAYAL. EVER

 

22.every now and then Alyssa cares for Paul

 

23. scouse stereotypes confirmed by Aly

Aly goes to Liverpool - chapter 2

 The many adventures of silly old young Pooh bear Alyssa continue~

Greta basically just told her not to be so intense

Oh no, she used the forbidden word.
Run for your life, Greta!

 

Room updates

 

Alyssa is also my speshal fwend owo

 

this tortoise is like the animal version of Paul

 

lobster = cancer
sobster =scorpio

 

Tried to design a dress in Alyssa’s favourite colours…aka bisexual colours hmm

 

I guess you could say 'A Star is born

(another reference Aly won't get) 

 

 

Actual footage of Aly crawling back home after visiting her melon win- I mean godmother

 

Alyssa is near old men again, part 2

Aly: wh-what I’ve done

Aly: /sweats

Aly: wait, people know I think about dolphins at night???

 

house update:

 

Sorry, Rizzo, she's been thinking about mici delfini all by herself

 

Oh look, she dug up Paul

 

teaching them scaws

she works out that much even Animal Crossing knows about it

and scorps still think they're mysterious lol

Thinking of placing a bed in every single room, since she sleeps approximately every 5 – 10 minutes

 

 

I want to end this blog post with a message:

Don’t do melon wine, copii