maandag 22 juni 2020

dem scorp memes



  1. other signs introducing scorpio to colours


2. what happens when you call scorpio 'intense'


-2 seconds later -




3. 'it's a work in progress'

leo: scorpio can't even smile, haha
scorpio: I can!
leo: -chuckles-
pisces: actually, I've been helping scorpio
pisces: took me 5 weeks but, they're ...improving
scorpio:
leo:


4. this one doesn't even need that much explanation

actual footage of my scorp friend every time she says
'lol', 'omggg', 'lmao', etc



5.  -meanwhile in some dark basement-

scorpio: I don't care what leo says
scorpio: I'm not crazy, n-nor intense
scorpio: -eye twitch-
scorpio: the fact that I'm talking to myself doesn't mean anything
scorpio: I'm toug-
leo: -peeks head through basement door-
leo: u forgot 'scared of rainbows'
scorpio:



6.

scorpio: stop calling me judgemental
also scorpio:



7.

scorpio: -sees friends laugh and joke-
scorpio:  ((what are these emotions (??) they keep mentioning?))
scorpio:



8.

other signs: -leave emo/goth phase somewhere mid to late teenage years-
scorpio: 




dinsdag 16 juni 2020

Haul My(poor)BankCardney

Oh me gosh, a blog post that's not about me mocking Paul   :0

I thought of making this blog post when I was out in the city, it was really warm and my 2 brain cells had melted. That's my excuse for this lame title, haha

Another thing I want to mention in this blog post is that my dear friend Aly has bad taste (not very surprising since she likes Paul...OOPS MOCKED HIM ANYWAY) but now she even likes me being bothersome, haha
So this blog post is dedicated to a  certain lil scorp
...
... no but seriously, have you seen a scorpion? have you seen Aly? they both small (coming from someone who's only 3cm taller and clearly proud of that)

let's commence

Aly just wanted to see the clothes, but I decided to turn this into a long blog post and show her everything

1. a birb dress
normally I don't wear a lot of white cuz I'm clumsy and afraid to spill on my clothes, but I love this dress. and I love the sleeves. the fabric is either silk or something that feels like silk, so it's soft owo

2. black lace dress
well the details aren't really lace but idk what to call it. I think it's a pj dress since it's a very light fabric
adding it to my scorpio collection
 I wanted to show the bottom half ;w;
 too smoll
(still not as smoll as Aly tho, hahahah-   RUNS)


3. black transparent dress with stars
and I like the sleeves
you can see the star pattern better on the second picture

4. colourful dress 
lots of colours and if you look closely you can see some butterflies in the print

5. top
never enough leopard print

random stuff I bought

- Aly thinks I look old ;;
- my sister said my circles were that dark that she can see them even without her glasses
SO I HAVE TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES

-buys all shower gells with flower and/or fruit smells-
(lol, almost typed flower gell)
 I couldn't decide which colour I liked better
 wanna try this on the bottom half of my hair soon owo

cute shiny make up bag

 Frozen II comic book :0

-haul ends here-

Even more random stuff

Evelyne is a dehydrated plant who needs a drink
.
fun fact: Burger King has a crazy amount of soda flavours, I picked coca cola orange. My scorp friends recommended it and it tastes way better than you'd think
view

this is pretty much were the blog post stops being interesting
here are pictures of me

going home in a warm bus, felt my (warm) breath on my face all the time lol

I also discovered a filter where you can draw something and that drawing will appear above your head hehe
I tried to write 'draga' but it looks like 'drago'
LOL

the blog posts ends here before I keep ranting lol

FIN