smoll bleg pehst

Me: omg, scousers are so dumb lol
Cludi: omg they really are ahahaha
Me: ...
Me: look who's talking
Cludi: whaddya mean? huh what?
Cludi: how am I possibly related to Scousers, I'm laik jest a girl from Liverp-
Cludi:

Cludi: GOD DAMN ITTTT
Me: my point exactly
(see first line)

For more examples:

me: only 690 km away

cludi: what does u mean

does it mean hours

me: km

cludi: OH

me: no, km isn't used for time

-ah scousers-

le facepalm

cludi: I meant "134 u"

me: I didn't type u

cludi: pff

lol

me: 134 hours stand for the km

lmao

that reminds me off something

cludi: oh so the u meant hours okay

what?

me:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/builders-cry-laughter-workmate-who-6151614

me: it all makes sense now

maybe I did, guess u'll never know

cludi: I remember that video

me: note to self: don't ask scousers for directions

cludi: XD

me: what are they saying

fa' mayf' an awr fawawa

this is why england gave u guys a school of english

cludi: xd

me: however u put that in your native language

cludi: o

me: some ppl's got burnnnt and no, not because of the sun for once

(I make these because I don't have a life atm, lol)

One of the blog posts you have all been waiting for:
We all know this feeling: wanting to react with a Paul McCartney gif   whaddya mean u don't know it
Not to worry, I made a list

After walking 5 meters (laik, u couldn't possible know eating 24/7 and playing the guitar doesn't get u in shape...)

"I'm not fat, I just have big bones" - aesthetic

Looking at the lyrics of Yellow Submarine and thinking 'these are so good, if I wrote lyrics for a song I'd write something like this, too' 

OGM, geeehrlfreeend! 

OGM, John mom, did u jest ask mi that?

'No mum, I didn't buy an an XL becuz I got fat, I've been XL all mi laif laik, mum, laik'

'Paul, who visits us every year at Easter?'

This isn't cake...ogm...i-is this, laik, hea...lthy food eww

What's your job as band member of the Beatles? 'foo- I mean playing the guitar lol'

When people ask what your favourite colour is and you gotta think there for a sec

When people ask me if I have even tried eating healthy food like fruit and veggies?
'Uhhh noo, there's laik, no cake in those ogm'

When people say 'we're out of cake'

 'K sure John, I'll move like to Blackpool or whatever, I guess'

But eating cake all the time isn't good for your health
'ogm, how dare you insult and judge my bff right in front of me'

 
 
Extra:
Choose your type of Paul

Emotional blackmail - Paul

I'm a grown man who still can't remember to wear clothes - Paul

I'm a grown man who still needs to be fed - Paul

I'm having sexual thoughts during an interview for whatever reason - Paul

Vanity - Paul  

Random ending (becuz why not)

  the real question is what part of ringo he was chewing on -lenny face-

Cludi starter pack~

 (probably true)

 (her bf is an alien)

 ye ok 16, but she looks 13

 ^^^^^^^^cludi in 10 years time looking at them gehrls, still saying "ogm, madu I'm not a lesbian"

Useful quotes:
- I know what my hometown is known for! Battles.......or was it beltes or seleab? aettbels?
- Liverpool huh, sounds familiar
- ah mah gehhht, ah spik laik regilah inglish, wo' makes ya even tenks ah spik scaws ahaha ye
- Lol
- gg 

gif(t) for cludi

Being old and demented is one thing,
your gf being young and demented on the other hand...

ah scousers -le sigh-

So therefore I'm making a gift for my friend to remember her bf

Apparently he now lives in a closet
he's that used to livng the (not so) secret gay life, so he let ppl built a gigantic closet for him, lmao ye idk either

this gif is perfect for the 'i don't do alcoholism' aesthetic

or the 'just because I'm old doesn't mean idk how a phone works' aesthetic

(now we know why he only posts stuff on Instagram a few times a week, one post takes 3 days to put online lol)

 When you ate 6 cakes instead of 5. Ogm, if John would be alive this wouldn't be possible, such edgy life he lives now

The question is does Paul remember this

Paul = Kazoo Kid
pass it on

There's always one person in the group that gets teased
and no it's not Ringo

Ye, you watch. When I'm 75 and falling off stages and forgetting the lyrics of Yellow Submarine, ladies will love me John

Talking about falling

(but hey, at least ppl are gonna love him)


The "cute" Beatle 

When John says it's noon and time to eat

Scousers trying to communicate with the rest of the world

Paper 1 - Paul 0