but no worries, there will me more Beatles and Lehverpowl spam in 2016!!! hooray! (u will never get rid of me nyahahaahahaha)
I decided that the last blog update would be a tribute for Pawl Senpai !
But first we have to ask ourselves: who is Paul?
-the man who entertained the Liverpudlians by performing with his fellow Battles, and also by spasming (no but seriously, watch videos of The Beatles performing a song and you see Paul spasming in the background with his guitar)
(very common Liverpudlian expression btw)
-the lil shet of the Beatles
-the romeo of Liverpool, he can date any Liverpudlian (except John Lennon), he's had George, Ringo, Cludi atm.....etc
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RANDOM STUPID SCOUSE JOKE:
Maduuu: Cludi, a riddle, if Pawl would be a car brand, which one would it be?
Cludi: like I care! omg, why do u always ship me with pawl, laik omg. PLS
Maduuu: the answer is...alfa romeo
Maduuu: 'cause he's the romeo of Lehverpowl!
Cludi: .................. e_____e (doing her 'funny face')
Maduuu: thank you, you've been a great audience!
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-the (not so very) secret lover of Cludi
BUT, Cludi is still in denial about it ;w; (kinda tsundere XDD )
the reason cludi never shows pics of her bedroom is 'cause we might find out that the walls are covered with paul posters
she probably has a secret files department on her computer, filled with paul mccartney images, but no one can know! she'd probably sell her soul to keep it secret D:
Cludi and Pawl have something in common (beside being Liverpudlian and being witches), they're both bi curious °o°
(Paul might be pansexual since there are moments that he's attracted to his guitar X3 )
but we're here to show all the beautiful Paul moments
for example, the nice moments when Paul forgot how to think (he's still learning)
the general 'what is this thinking you're talking about, John' - look
when u thought of something really witty to say, but you forgot what you wanted to say halfway the first word
(this not being able to pronounce English words is also known as Scouse)
when u forgot ur own name, so they have to subtitle you with your name (just in case)
or those subtle Scouse expressions
when smart John senpai owns u once again
when thinking (or whatever this is called in Pawl's case) about the gehrfrend/waifu
having liverpudlian rain in your eyes
(no, not crying ;----; )
very subtle wink
when ur gehrlfrend/waifu denies ur beautiful liverpudlian romance and you wrap yourself in a blanket of sadness
Pawl became the burrito of sadness ;w;
some extra random shit since I have too much free time \°v°/
'conceal don't feel, be the normal English person u always have to beee~'
when Pawl became a macaroni for his waifu, but he got eaten ;----;
but we revived him since he's so young,
I mean he's only 73
Cludi (or is it female George? °o°)
and here the proof for those who don't believe George is genderbend Cludi
add lashes, eyeshadow, a wig and the signatureeeee.....well .____. ......whatever that red outfit is supposed to be.....and ta-da it's Cludiiiii
;w;
(these expressions are 100% accurate, I swear! it's Cludi's 'funny face')
to end:
