A Paul McCartney mocke- I mean appreciation (those words look so alike eheh) post for my friend (and other people who read this)
why?
-she's sick
-I literally can't say anything without hearing 'poorrrr pawwwl he so innocehnt'
Okay, here we go:
1. he has such a pwetty faceeee *Q*
2. whenever he does look serious, he looks like John has just slapped him in the face
3. he pretends to be a dolphin sometimes, a good trick to turn Alyssa on
4. His taste in fashion is ... well, uh ... interesting ...
5. Living his best cake life
(and we're still not allowed to call him fat)
6. Does cosplay
his father/the old retired man Paul's supposed to be
Scouse Aladdin
Simba (?)
suit of sham- I mean black cat
7. Doesn't really seem to understand the concept of clothes ...
(lol ... interesting pose)
But MOST IMPORTANTLY, he has always represented the average Scouse man:
- friggin drunk behaviour
-track suits
-socially awkward
-doesn't know basic stuff like how to wave lmao
