vrijdag 22 juli 2016

Let It Grow (lyrics)

Hello there, today, we will teach you another Liverpudlian song
a very rare one since it's not a Beatles song °o°



Let It Grow:



My desks shines bright, with my DA opened tonight
and no dolphins to be seen
They said: we no share you with dragons
even if you’re the kwin

-sad face-

My heart is sad but also turned on tonight
I tried to not get into mythical creatures
well, fuck it, I tried

-le sigh-

Don’t let my parents in
don’t let them see
my internet’s browser’s historyyyy
conceal don’t feel
don’t make me show
or else they’ll knoooow ;;

Let it grow let it grow
can't hold up all dem tears anymore
let it grow let it grows
cheat some more
paul's a hoe
anyways
I don't care wot they says
let the dragons land on me
I never minded beastialityyyy

 -instrumental-

Eht’s funny how some cheating
makes them dolphin dicks seem small
but imma get me some dragoons
no ah dun care at all
eht’s tiem to see the damage I can do
test the beastiality through and through
no marriage, no laws for miiiii
I’m the friggin kwiiiiiiiin

Let it grow let it grow
I’m one with my puberty
let it grow let it grow
someone should give sex education to miiii

here ah go
cheating some mo’
let dem Dolphins rage on

-castle building instrumental-

My puberty is getting mi horny
them hormones, I dunno wot they’re doin’ to miii
At its highest is my anxiety
yes, shiet's abawt to get ril
cuz I haven’t told Abbyyyyyy!

-throws away that Paul ‘n cheese-

Ah’m screwed, pretty much screwed
and I’ll crawl away with fear
screwed, so very screwed
PLs don’t let my gf be near
These affairs are getting out of haaaaaand
But one tehng’s fo sho’
monogamy is something I cannot stand



PS: I don't make fun of mental illnesses, it had to rhyme ;;
PS PS: no Paul, you're no hoe, my boy

maandag 4 juli 2016

Paul McCartney Concert ~

Made this blog post for Cludi and because she keeps forgetting she's married to Paul

and because I've been looking forward to this concert for months and it was awesome!!! :D

So, for those of you who think Paul is now retired and playing bingo with his fellow Scousers, you are very wrong indeed
He's still performing and is touring through Europe (and so: Belgium)

Okay, so here are my pics (they'reee not great, but it's something -shrugs- )
 first there was this weird intro video
this is the end of it
(also: video doesn't work, cries)

 A wild Paul McCartney appeared!






 These pics all look the same XDD but they're not
I SWEAR ;w;




 Playing the piano

 Showing off his younger self

Oh and kind of random, but there was this free magazine and there  was an interview with Paul in it so here you go

 Quote says:
'My family in Liverpool is wiser than any president or prime minister I've ever met'


Quote says:
'Was it really necessary to depict me as the small one in the Lennon-film? They could have given the actor that played me shoes with a thick soles?'
(lol poor Paul)

Some random facts about his performance:
(I'll use videos from YB, since mine aren't very good :c )
-first song he played:

-The concert was great (obviously)
-He made some jokes (like how he could hear some music from the other stages and felt like he had to compete with them)
-He tried to speak Dutch (he still failed, but he's getting better XD )
-Mentioned Liverpool (aww)
-mentioned his (complicated) relationship with John senpai Lennon
-Did a tribute to John right after that and said he loved him
-performed Beatles songs
-One of the last songs he played was Live and Let Die and there were fireworks
-After the 'last song' he was pretending to go off stage, the audience start begging for him to play more songs and he goes back on stage (as if he wasn't waiting next to the stage to go back) and he went back like a thousand times
(once Paul gets on a stage, it's very hard to get him off it XD )
-He thanked the crew (aka us) and called us the best crew on the planet
and nooo that doesn't make me emotional or cry AT ALL ;v; <3
-He also thanked us (the audience)
-At the very end the was this boom and there was a lot of glitter on the spot where Paul was standing (I thought he died and transformed into glitter for a sec °o° )

-Lol Paul's that old that he got cremated into glitter (to show how fabulous he really is x) )

Extra:
Some other pics that aren't mine:



 HEY DUDE!



 (lol I stole this pic from Paul's FB, but shhh! )

Paul and friends~